A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds
It’s a-me, primadonna girl!
imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy